A solution oriented attempt… To Vote

Section 49-O of the Constitution -

Did you know that there is a system in our constitution, as per the 1969 act, in section”49-O” that a person can go to the polling booth, confirm his identity, get his finger marked and convey the presiding election officer that he doesn’t want to vote anyone!

Yes such a feature is available, but obviously these seemingly notorious leaders have never disclosed it. This is called “49-O”.

Why should you go and say “I VOTE NOBODY”… because, in a ward, if a candidate wins, say by 123 votes, and that particular ward has received “49-O” votes more than 123, then that

?        polling will be cancelled and

?        Will have to be re-polled.

?        Not only that, but the candidature of the contestants will be removed and they cannot contest the re-polling, since people had already expressed their decision on them.

This would bring fear into parties and hence look for genuine candidates for their parties for election. This would change the way, of our whole political system… it is seemingly surprising why the election commission has not revealed such a feature to the public….

Please spread this news to as many as you know…

Seems to be a wonderful weapon against corrupt parties in India …

show your power, expressing your desire not to vote for anybody,

is even more powerful than voting… so don’t miss your chance.

So either vote, or vote not to vote (vote 49-O) and pass this info on…

Use your vote right for a better INDIA.

Beauty of Mathematics !!!!!!!

Absolutely amazing!

1 x 8 + 1 = 9
12 x 8 + 2 = 98
123 x 8 + 3 = 987
1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321

1 x 9 + 2 = 11
12 x 9 + 3 = 111
123 x 9 + 4 = 1111
1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111
12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111
123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111
1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111
12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111
123456789 x 9 +10= 1111111111

9 x 9 + 7 = 88
98 x 9 + 6 = 888
987 x 9 + 5 = 8888
9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888
98765 x 9 + 3 = 888888
987654 x 9 + 2 = 8888888
9876543 x 9 + 1 = 88888888
98765432 x 9 + 0 = 888888888

Brilliant, isn’t it?

And look at this symmetry:

1 x 1 = 1
11 x 11 = 121
111 x 111 = 12321
1111 x 1111 = 1234321
11111 x 11111 = 123454321
111111 x 111111 = 12345654321
1111111 x 1111111 = 1234567654321
11111111 x 11111111 = 123456787654321
111111111 x 111111111 = 12345678987654321

Now, take a look at this…

101%

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint:

What Equals 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been in situations where someone wants you to
GIVE OVER 100%.

How about ACHIEVING 101%?

What equals 100% in life?

Here’s a little mathematical formula that might help
answer these questions:

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

If:

H-A-R-D-W-O- R- K

8+1+18+4+23+ 15+18+11 = 98%

And:

K-N-O-W-L-E- D-G-E

11+14+15+23+ 12+5+4+7+ 5 = 96%

But:

A-T-T-I-T-U- D-E

1+20+20+9+20+ 21+4+5 = 100%

THEN, look how far the love of God will take you:

L-O-V-E-O-F- G-O-D

12+15+22+5+15+ 6+7+15+4 = 101%

Therefore, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that:

While Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will
get you there, It’s the Love of God that will put you over the top!

It’s up to you if you share this with your friends & loved ones.

Have a nice day

What is marketing?

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich.”Marry me!”
“That’s Direct Marketing”

2. You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: “He’s very rich.”Marry him.”
“That’s Advertising”

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: “Hi, I’m very rich.  “Marry me “
That’s Telemarketing”

4. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car) for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say:” By the way, I’m rich. Will you “Marry Me?”
That’s Public Relations”

5. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says:” You are very rich! “Can you marry me?”
“That’s Brand Recognition”

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. -
“That’s Customer Feedback”
7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am  very rich. Marry me!” And she introduces you to her husband. -
“That’s demand and supply gap”

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: “I’m rich. Will you marry me?” and she goes with him -
“That’s competition eating into your market share”

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: “I’m rich, Marry me!” your wife arrives. -
“That’s restriction for entering new markets”

A must read small touching story ….

A man came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find his
5-year old son waiting for him at the door.

SON:   “Daddy, may I ask you a question?”

DAD:   “Yeah sure, what is it?” replied the man.

SON:   “Daddy, how much do you make an hour?”

DAD:   “That’s none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?”
the man said
angrily.

SON:    “I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an
hour?”

DAD:    “If you must know, I make Rs.100 an hour.”

SON:     “Oh,” the little boy replied, with his head down.

SON:   “Daddy, may I please borrow Rs.50?”

The father was furious, “If the only reason you asked that is so you
can borrow some money to buy a silly toy or some other nonsense, then
you march yourself straight to your room and go to bed. Think about
why you are being so selfish. I work hard everyday for such this
childish behavior.”

The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door.

The man sat down and
started to get even angrier about the little
boy’s questions. How dare he ask such questions only to get some
money?

After about an hour or so, the man had calmed down, and started to
think: Maybe there was something he really needed to buy with that
Rs.50 and he really didn’t ask for money very often. The man went to
the door of the little boy’s room and opened the door.
“Are you asleep, son?” He asked.

“No daddy, I’m awake,” replied the boy.

“I’ve been thinking, maybe I was too hard on you earlier” said the
man.

“It’s been a long day and I took out my aggravation on you. Here’s the
Rs.50 you asked for.”

The little boy sat straight up, smiling. “Oh, thank you daddy!” He
yelled.

Then, reaching under his pillow he pulled out some crumpled up bills.
The man saw that the boy already had money, started to get angry
again. The little boy slowly counted out his money, and then looked up
at his father.

“Why do you want more money if you already have some?” the father
grumbled.

“Because I didn’t have enough, but now I do,” the little boy replied.

“Daddy, I have Rs.100 now. Can I buy an hour of your time?

Please come home early tomorrow. I would like to have dinner with
you.”

The father was crushed. He put his arms around his little son, and he
begged for his forgiveness.

It’s just a short reminder to all of you working so hard in life. We
should not let time slip through our fingers without having spent some
time with those who really matter to us, those close to our hearts.

Do remember to share that Rs.100 worth of your time with someone you
love.

If we die tomorrow, the company that we are working for could easily
replace us in a matter of days.

But the family & friends we leave behind will feel the loss for the
rest of their lives.  And come to think of it, we pour ourselves more
into work than to our family.

Java Interview Attended By Our Banta

Java Interview Attended By Our Dear Banta
~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~

Q. What is the difference between an Abstract class and Interface?
A. Terms are different … nothing more

Q. What is JFC ?
A. Jilebi, Fanta & Coffee

Q. Explain 2 tier and 3 -tier Architecture ?
A. Two wheelers like scooters will have 2 tyres and autorickshaws will have 3 tyres.

Q. I want to store more than 10 objects in a remote server? Which methodology will   follow?
A. Send it through courier.

Q. Can I modify an object in CORBA?
A. As you wish , I do not have any objections.

Q. How to communicate 2 threads each other ?
A. Sorry, Non living things can’t communicate.

Q. Explain RMI Architecture?
A. I am a computer professional not an architect student.

Q. What is the use of Servlets ?
A. In hotels, they can replace servers.

Q. What is the difference between Process and Threads?
A. Threads are small ropes. Make a rope from threads is an example for process.

Q. What is JAR file ?
A. File that can be kept inside a jar.

Q. What is JINI?
A. A ghost which was Aladdin’s friend.

Q. How will you call an Applet from a _Java Script?
A. I will give invitation.

Q. What is bean ? Where it can be used ?
A. A kind of vegetable. In kitchens for cooking they can be used.

Q. Write down how will you create a binary Tree ?
A. When we sow a binary seed, a binary tree will grow.

Aamirs Taare Zameen Par

I remember earlier this year SRK made a statement: ‘films are for entertainment; messages are for post offices.’ Well Aamir Khan has proved that cinema is probably the best medium for giving a message and I can say that looking at the face of every person in the cinema hall. Not only that, he has proved (yet again!) that a message can be entertaining. Behold bollywood bigshots, Aamir the director has arrived. With just one film, he has set the bar higher than most of you can only dream of reaching. I know only Aamir can make a film like Taare. But let us assume he did not make it (dream on!). What would the film have been like?

If Karan Johar made Taare

  • Obvious starcast:
    • Shah Rukh Khan as the arts teacher (duh duh duh!!).
    • Aryan Khan as the dyslexic child (even if he could not act for nuts).
    • Rani Mukerjee as the kid’s mom (assuming Kajol is unavailable).
    • Abhishek Bachchan as the kid’s dad.
    • Amitabh Bachchan as the school principal (who cares if the role is ultra minute, he can afford it).
  • It would be shot in New York to appeal to the NRI audience.
  • The story line would obviously be different. SRK would fall for the dyslexic kid’s mom. The last scene would have the mom running to the teacher rather than the kid. And again, like in so many other movies, SRK would get someone else’s girl.
  • It would have one dance number.
  • The film would be titled ‘Kuch Taare Zameen

Words of Hitler

When u r in light, everything will follow u. But when u enter dark, even your own shadow
will not follow u
that is life

God made relatives. Thank God we can choose our friends

Money glitters, beauty sparkles, and intelligence shines.

Keep a very firm grasp on reality, so you can strangle it at any time.

Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re getting.

People may not always believe what you say, but they will believe what you do.

I’ve always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.

You can’t have everything – where would you put it?

Laugh and the world ignore you. Crying doesn’t help either.

God is not moved or impressed with our worship until our hearts are moved and impressed by Him.

Life is like a mirror, if you frown at it, it frowns back; if you smile, it returns the greeting.

Never trust a person who isn’t having at least one crisis.

Goodness is the only investment that never fails.

The only thing lazy people do fast is get tired.

Never deprive someone of hope; it may be all they have.

Silence is the only thing that can’t be misquoted!

If we don’t control our money, it will control us.

Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die rich..

Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don’t have film.

If you r living on the edge, make sure you’re wearing your seat belt.

A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read.

Minds, like parachutes, only function when they are open.

The shortest distance between two points is under construction.

Learn from other people’s mistakes, life isn’t long enough to make them all yourself.

On the road, never argue with a vehicle heavier than yours.

One thing you can give and still keep is your word.

Life is funny if you don’t think about it.

Life is like a grammar lesson. You find the past perfect and the present tense.

There are two kinds of lawyers, those who know the law and those who know the judge.

More doors are opened with ‘please’ than with keys.

Dialogues from Mungaru male

1) ree manshange bad time shuru aadre thale kerkondu, tale li gaaya aagi, gaaya cancer aagi doctor thale ne tegibeku anthare.. anthadralli nanu ee dill.. hrudaya… heart antharalla ..allige kai haaki para para antha kerkond bittidini kanri.. 2) Nim nagu,nim beauty,nim voice,nim koodlu,nim nota,ee biknaasi male,nim gejje saddu,aa watchu,aa rascal devdaas gante saddu ella mix aagi nan life alle repairy maadakkaagde iro astu gaaya maadide kanri… 3) Nangottagoythu kanri neev nange sigalla antha… bitkotbitte kanri.. nimmanna pataaysi lofar aniskalodakkintha obba decent huduganaagi idbitre saaku annisbittide kanri.. Aadre ond vishya tilkolli nannashttu nimman ishta padoru ee bhoomile yaaru sigalla kanri…..

4) Yeno Devdasa, life alli modalne saari ista pattu ondh mombathi hachidhe, male huydbidtu….

5) Life alli ee levalige confuse aagidhu idhe modhlu….yella nim ashirvadha………

6) adenopa, Neevu FM navru yaar phone maadidru problem solve aagathe antha rail hathisthane irthira bidri….. 7) ee mungaru maleli istondh benki idhe antha gothirlilla devdaasa……

8) Devdaas, yaako nan jothe barok hodhe , yenide guru ve nan lifealli?

9) ee preethi malege sikki naan dhikaapalag hodhe kano, dhikke ila kano nange?

10) istella novu yedhelli itkondu naan ulithineno devdaasa?

11) neevu sigdhe idre nove aagathri, adhre ee novallu onthara sukha ide… sweet pain…sweet memories, jothege ee hot drink local…….neera kai allidhre doosra matter-E illa kanri……

12) Artha aaglilla , aagodhu beda bidi…..

13) Thanks kanri nandini, preethi vishyadalli nan kan theresidha devathe kanri neevu….ee kannu close aagi mannu seridhmelu, naan ee upakaarana maryalla ree……..neev sigalla antha nangenu bejaar illa ree……nim jothe kaledhnalla ee nalak divasa, ashtu saaku kanri……..adhanne rewind maadkondu hego jeevana thalli bidthini….


14) Preetham: Ree ree ree aa watch yaakri tagondri aa watch alli hechhu kammi nan life-A ide…
Nandini: nimmobrudenaa life idrallirodu
Preetham: hanganteera… un hoon… idu artha aglilla… artha agodu beda bidi….

15) en james bondu nimmappa… yaarree hedrtare avrge… nam amdve aagli… nimmappange biLi dress haaksi, ide gun kai alli kottu nam mane munde security ge nillistini…. Nodta iri nangu nimmappangu innerd dinadalli henge dosti agutte anta… torsri ee watch na nimmppange

16) uncle, manushya eshte doddavnaadru chik magu tara irbeku anta nammappa amma heLkottidare uncle…

17) ee gandu janma saakappa saaku… lo, devdaasa aa hudgi mathe band gind bittaaLu nodkollo punyaatma… oLLe cabre dancer tara aag hoytu nam lifeuu..

18) nange sigo budda gaLella eNNe hodi antare…

19) jayant rao anta nammappa bejaan maadittidare, nammamma baro sose ge praaNa bekaadru kodakke ready… ottinalli yadva tadva gr8 family backgroundu namdu… neev nange ishta agbittidira… nimmalli ene prob idru sincere agi samsaara maadkond hogtini…

20) mental hospital gotta? Ayyo adond tara namge tavr mane iddange bidi.,.. hogakke time aaglilla…

21) nan hesru haaLaag hogide … heLudru prayojna illa bidi…

22) nim magaLige naalak paisa buddi illa uncle, daddi avLu… ond judgement illa aago gandana bagge… nannanta smart hudganna edurgade itkondu…. Itkondu…. Itkondu… guri itralla uncle… en guri uncle adu…

23) en uncle neevu, nim vayassenu nan vayassenu.. alla neeve nange kudi anbahudaa… naanu tumba oLLe hudga…….. bedvaa sari bidu… ansiddanna heLbidbeku… I like such ppl…so, u like me uncle…. neevu great uncle, nanna nodid takshana ishta patbitri… naanu nim magaLna madve agtini andru neevu ashtenu kopa madkolalla ansutte…. Hmmm… no problem… yaako neevu tumbaane great agbitri… ello miss hoditide elli anta gottaaglilla…

24) maLe joru huyta untu…thandi chaLi… pet kotre novaagtade… nee innu baccha ammanni paapu… po…
Ammanni paapu… yaaru…

25) neevu tumba hedrstirappa… nimmappanna naan nodkotini bidree… raatri kanasalli bartini.. maataaDaNa…

26) nodri avaaglu maLe gala ante…. Naa maataadtidinalla nee sumniru tande… yaarree ivrna karnal maadiddu… tadkalakkaagalla torture…. Avrge kivi kelsudru keisde idru naanant hedrkolalla… avra naalge katrisi jeballi itkotini… nodi bekaadre… uncle eegindeegle nim magaLu nandini devi avrna odiskond hogi madve agi.. namge mommakkalu huttidmele karkond bandre ne prob…. En parvaagilla aaraamagi gaadi odisu…

27) maana, maryaade andre enu anta gottidiya nimge… ello keldangide asht idea illa…

28) bhagvantaa vayas hudugrnella neene kaapaadbeku….KSRTC ge sikki saayo naayigaLaadru eshto vaasi…

29) aye rascal…sumniro…hudgi route badalaaystidaLalla… loose geese aagidaLa keLu antidane…

30) aa watch alli nanna koti nenapugaLive…ishta da prashne alla… kashtada prashne..


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