March 14, 2008 at 10:40 am (Uncategorized)
I remember earlier this year SRK made a statement: ‘films are for entertainment; messages are for post offices.’ Well Aamir Khan has proved that cinema is probably the best medium for giving a message and I can say that looking at the face of every person in the cinema hall. Not only that, he has proved (yet again!) that a message can be entertaining. Behold bollywood bigshots, Aamir the director has arrived. With just one film, he has set the bar higher than most of you can only dream of reaching. I know only Aamir can make a film like Taare. But let us assume he did not make it (dream on!). What would the film have been like?
If Karan Johar made Taare
- Obvious starcast:
- Shah Rukh Khan as the arts teacher (duh duh duh!!).
- Aryan Khan as the dyslexic child (even if he could not act for nuts).
- Rani Mukerjee as the kid’s mom (assuming Kajol is unavailable).
- Abhishek Bachchan as the kid’s dad.
- Amitabh Bachchan as the school principal (who cares if the role is ultra minute, he can afford it).
- It would be shot in New York to appeal to the NRI audience.
- The story line would obviously be different. SRK would fall for the dyslexic kid’s mom. The last scene would have the mom running to the teacher rather than the kid. And again, like in so many other movies, SRK would get someone else’s girl.
- It would have one dance number.
- The film would be titled ‘Kuch Taare Zameen
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March 14, 2008 at 10:06 am (Uncategorized)
1) ree manshange bad time shuru aadre thale kerkondu, tale li gaaya aagi, gaaya cancer aagi doctor thale ne tegibeku anthare.. anthadralli nanu ee dill.. hrudaya… heart antharalla ..allige kai haaki para para antha kerkond bittidini kanri.. 2) Nim nagu,nim beauty,nim voice,nim koodlu,nim nota,ee biknaasi male,nim gejje saddu,aa watchu,aa rascal devdaas gante saddu ella mix aagi nan life alle repairy maadakkaagde iro astu gaaya maadide kanri… 3) Nangottagoythu kanri neev nange sigalla antha… bitkotbitte kanri.. nimmanna pataaysi lofar aniskalodakkintha obba decent huduganaagi idbitre saaku annisbittide kanri.. Aadre ond vishya tilkolli nannashttu nimman ishta padoru ee bhoomile yaaru sigalla kanri…..
4) Yeno Devdasa, life alli modalne saari ista pattu ondh mombathi hachidhe, male huydbidtu….
5) Life alli ee levalige confuse aagidhu idhe modhlu….yella nim ashirvadha………
6) adenopa, Neevu FM navru yaar phone maadidru problem solve aagathe antha rail hathisthane irthira bidri….. 7) ee mungaru maleli istondh benki idhe antha gothirlilla devdaasa……
Devdaas, yaako nan jothe barok hodhe , yenide guru ve nan lifealli?
9) ee preethi malege sikki naan dhikaapalag hodhe kano, dhikke ila kano nange?
10) istella novu yedhelli itkondu naan ulithineno devdaasa?
11) neevu sigdhe idre nove aagathri, adhre ee novallu onthara sukha ide… sweet pain…sweet memories, jothege ee hot drink local…….neera kai allidhre doosra matter-E illa kanri……
12) Artha aaglilla , aagodhu beda bidi…..
13) Thanks kanri nandini, preethi vishyadalli nan kan theresidha devathe kanri neevu….ee kannu close aagi mannu seridhmelu, naan ee upakaarana maryalla ree……..neev sigalla antha nangenu bejaar illa ree……nim jothe kaledhnalla ee nalak divasa, ashtu saaku kanri……..adhanne rewind maadkondu hego jeevana thalli bidthini….
14) Preetham: Ree ree ree aa watch yaakri tagondri aa watch alli hechhu kammi nan life-A ide…
Nandini: nimmobrudenaa life idrallirodu
Preetham: hanganteera… un hoon… idu artha aglilla… artha agodu beda bidi….
15) en james bondu nimmappa… yaarree hedrtare avrge… nam amdve aagli… nimmappange biLi dress haaksi, ide gun kai alli kottu nam mane munde security ge nillistini…. Nodta iri nangu nimmappangu innerd dinadalli henge dosti agutte anta… torsri ee watch na nimmppange
16) uncle, manushya eshte doddavnaadru chik magu tara irbeku anta nammappa amma heLkottidare uncle…
17) ee gandu janma saakappa saaku… lo, devdaasa aa hudgi mathe band gind bittaaLu nodkollo punyaatma… oLLe cabre dancer tara aag hoytu nam lifeuu..
18) nange sigo budda gaLella eNNe hodi antare…
19) jayant rao anta nammappa bejaan maadittidare, nammamma baro sose ge praaNa bekaadru kodakke ready… ottinalli yadva tadva gr8 family backgroundu namdu… neev nange ishta agbittidira… nimmalli ene prob idru sincere agi samsaara maadkond hogtini…
20) mental hospital gotta? Ayyo adond tara namge tavr mane iddange bidi.,.. hogakke time aaglilla…
21) nan hesru haaLaag hogide … heLudru prayojna illa bidi…
22) nim magaLige naalak paisa buddi illa uncle, daddi avLu… ond judgement illa aago gandana bagge… nannanta smart hudganna edurgade itkondu…. Itkondu…. Itkondu… guri itralla uncle… en guri uncle adu…
23) en uncle neevu, nim vayassenu nan vayassenu.. alla neeve nange kudi anbahudaa… naanu tumba oLLe hudga…….. bedvaa sari bidu… ansiddanna heLbidbeku… I like such ppl…so, u like me uncle…. neevu great uncle, nanna nodid takshana ishta patbitri… naanu nim magaLna madve agtini andru neevu ashtenu kopa madkolalla ansutte…. Hmmm… no problem… yaako neevu tumbaane great agbitri… ello miss hoditide elli anta gottaaglilla…
24) maLe joru huyta untu…thandi chaLi… pet kotre novaagtade… nee innu baccha ammanni paapu… po…
Ammanni paapu… yaaru…
25) neevu tumba hedrstirappa… nimmappanna naan nodkotini bidree… raatri kanasalli bartini.. maataaDaNa…
26) nodri avaaglu maLe gala ante…. Naa maataadtidinalla nee sumniru tande… yaarree ivrna karnal maadiddu… tadkalakkaagalla torture…. Avrge kivi kelsudru keisde idru naanant hedrkolalla… avra naalge katrisi jeballi itkotini… nodi bekaadre… uncle eegindeegle nim magaLu nandini devi avrna odiskond hogi madve agi.. namge mommakkalu huttidmele karkond bandre ne prob…. En parvaagilla aaraamagi gaadi odisu…
27) maana, maryaade andre enu anta gottidiya nimge… ello keldangide asht idea illa…
28) bhagvantaa vayas hudugrnella neene kaapaadbeku….KSRTC ge sikki saayo naayigaLaadru eshto vaasi…
29) aye rascal…sumniro…hudgi route badalaaystidaLalla… loose geese aagidaLa keLu antidane…
30) aa watch alli nanna koti nenapugaLive…ishta da prashne alla… kashtada prashne..
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March 14, 2008 at 9:58 am (Uncategorized)
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